Athazagoraphobia

princeravioli:

armoredtype:

*crashes through wall maria gate 15 minutes late with starbucks*

it hurts to bend my knee so i can sit indian style

i thought it was my other knee that was weird, i guess it’s both sigh

joshifereverlark:

ayaisamazing:

It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty

or plain,

tall

or short,

or have things all over your face, 

because what truly matters is 

what’s inside you.

this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr

combee:

taking 3D nudes with your nintendo 3DS™

watching the kitchen nightmares with amy in it makes me feel better about myself

because at least i’m not crazy like her

muscleluvr2:

will the REAL mario please stand up? sit down luigi you bastard

jawnsolo:

ninjawear:

howtodresswell:

would u punch a kid for $500,000

shit I’ll do it for $10

i’ll give you $10 to let me punch a kid

biodeamon:

polterghast:

current mood: the bartender from soul eater

current mood: the bartender from durrara

reconditevillain:

sokkalogical:

testimonialyear:

no fuck off

you are dead to me, microsoft word.

that’s because freedom doesn’t include u just me

That’s nice Nited States of America

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

if there’s a fucking bank robber with my name that’s stopping me from getting jobs i swear to god i’m going to sue someone